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The Saturday Night Dance Poem

The Saturday Night Dance at Dizzyfeet

It's the Saturday night dance, and they'll all be here today, Aches and pains forgotten, dancing the evening away. Foxtrots, Quicksteps, Waltzes, some are slow but some are still nifty, With memories of how it was way back in 1960. George is in the toilet and he's struggling to pee, He's got trouble with his prostate, and he'll likely miss tea. Karsten's got a new love that he met in Locks Heath, She does a lovely Tango, but she hasn't any teeth. His latest fancy footwork nearly broke his partner's neck, She mistook his Outside Swivel for a Travelling Contra Check. Jean’s had her hair done and she's ready for the Saunter, She had a vindaloo last night and it's coming back to haunt her. Margaret's mini-skirts revealing when she's spinning in the Jive, She really shouldn't wear a thong, approaching 75. They've had their tea and cake and chat and had a little laugh. And gamely rise with creaking knees to face the second half. George has made it back in time for Rumba Number One, His Cucarachas very neat, but he's left his flies undone. Peter's fallen over in a massive Crimplene heap, Bill's got indigestion and Hilary's fast asleep. It's the Last Waltz time and up they get, For Humperdinck's old tune, And then; 'Goodbye, Good Luck, Take Care, God willing See You Soon.'

Author unknown Adapted for Dizzyfeet Dancing

Join us for our next fun packed dance night on Saturday 4th June at the Fareham studio, which will be a special Platinum Jubilee event! Reserve your place by clicking here. 7.30 - 10.30pm Tea, Coffee, Biscuits & Cake Lots of dancing And, as always, lots of fun! £7.50

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